"Now listen here dog, I make the rules in this town, but if you are good I'll toss you some scraps when the big ones feed me"
"Now you put your head to the ground and just let your hands come to your sides." If only we all kept this kind of flexibility.
I know I'm his mother and thus programed to think this, but isn't he the cutest!?! Ugh I just love this kid. (Chewing on anything he can get in his mouth to reach those back teeth)